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Monday 2 July 2018

Pineapples

Pineapple

The pineapples a funny fruit it doesn't grow pines, and it’s clearly not an apple even if your blind.

It’s skin is thick, incredible and and neither red nor green. It’s cause some grief and break your teeth if bobbed at halloween

It grows at the end of a prickly stalk a most peculiar tree. If the serpent had offered one to eve she’d have said: “No, not for me.”

It's time to ditch this silly name it really is bananas!

Let's join the rest of Europe and rechristen it ananas.

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